WHENEVER I DON'T PLAY A GAME FOR A LONG TIME AND FORGET THE CONTROLS
- me: *tries to talk to a character*
- me: *accidentally sets said character on fire*
Anonymous asked: “What bothers me about Hogwart's paintings is that they're all realistc or medieval-ish and just makes me wonder what happens if a wizard paints some cubist nonsensical shit. Would it move? Would it talk? Would it ask you for the password, or would it tell you about the meanings of within? I guess we'll never know because Dumbledore is not a fan of modern art”
this is a solid question
"I’m the DM. If I say it’s a couch, it’s a couch. Even if it looks like a warship."
A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
My boss is still crying.
No healing spells in Dragon Age: Inquisition?
As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place
this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this
Source: The Bioware Forum.
Nicki Minaj bts MTV EMA’s 2014 photoshoot
Is it bad that I think Assassin’s Creed would have been a much better series if, instead of doing a big dramatic plot in historical settings
They’d made a game about the typical fantasy RPG party (Warrior/Rogue/Mage/Cleric) where you play as the Rogue?
Like, when your party inevitably gets arrested or kidnapped, you break in to undo their manacles.
Scouting ahead in dungeons.
Taking out key monsters in fights.
Generally being more competent than the rest of your team but you need their help to succeed in your chosen profession anyway.
It practically writes itself.
NOT THE MOST POPWERFUL MEMBER OF THE TEAM BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY YOUR AMAZING POWERS OF COMMON SENSE AND STREET SMARTS IS WHAT KEEPS THESE OTHER JACKHOLES ALIVE
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple